I have a friend who I've widely known since I was quite small. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at the home of his when he got green living absolutely god-awful tummy pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mother has taken him to the doctor's office, the place where the doctor took a single look and said to her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We believed the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a decent thirty seconds of intensive farting, he looked at the mom of his and said, "I feel all better now!"